calling all music fans and portable floor fans!

tears of joy or beads of sweat
dedicate yrself to the heartwarmth of the dancefloor
the energy of sweeties boogying in synchronicity
why cut a rug when u can burn one?

heat rises
so step on downdown into our basement for C0000L GR000VES
by

JUST ANNOUNCED: the Rodney Ruckus band will be starting off the night!

DJ LOUIE CHRIST
DJ LUSH GROTTO
CLICKBAIT

whyworld (in its current como house form) dissolves on aug31
so, slurp in these last moments of summer magic
spin round n round w us like the balletic blades of a magic bullet
let's chill deep until we evaporate

~$5 suggested donation~
comeover at 9pm

what's what:
*why world aims to be a safer, healthier space
*zero tolerance for harassment or violence
*wear ur helmets when u bike over
*do not litter ur butts, be cognisant of ur 2ndhandsmoke
*find a recycling bin / bring ur own cup
*talk to hosts w/ safety concerns, msg host for address
*respect the self, respect the space, respect each other